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All passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilet while the train
Is in the station, Darling, I love you.
We encourage constipation
While the train is in the station
Moonlight always makes me think of you.
If you wish to pass some water
Kindly tell the pullman porter
He'll place a vessel in the vestibule.
If the porter isn't near
Then try the platform in the rear
The one up front is likely to be full.
If the lady's room be taken,
Do not feel the least forsaken,
Do not show a sign of sad defeat;
Just use the men's room 'cross the hall
And if some man has had the call
He'll courteously relinquish you his seat.
If these efforts prove in vain,
Then simply break a window pane
This novel method's used by very few;
We go strolling through the park,
Goosing statues after dark,
If Sherman's horse can take it why can't you?
Another version:
Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets while the train
Is standing in the station, I love you.
We encourage constipation
While the train is in the station
Moonlight always makes me think of you
If you really must pass water
Kindly call the Pullman porter
He'll place a vessel in your vestibule
If the vessel isn't there
Then try the platform in the rear
The one in front is likely to be cool.
I'm the guy that did the pushin'
Left the stains upon the cushion,
Footprints on the dashboard upside down
Ever since I had your daughter
I've had trouble passing water
Sorry that I ever came to town
As I sit here tearing tissue
Oh, my darling, how I miss you
Everything I do, I do for you.
Promenading in the park,
Goosing statues after dark
If Sherman's horse can take it why can't you
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