The Thrashing Machine

Notation: traditional
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Transcription: 01/19/2025 01:50:31 by Darryl D. Bush  
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There once was a farmer who lived in the dell,
He had but one daughter and her name was Nell.
She was young, she was pretty, she was only sixteen
When I showed her the works of my thrashing machine.

Chorus:
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  too-ra-lie too-ra-lie too-ra-lie-ay
  last two lines of the preceeding verse

It was late in the evening way down in the dell.
I went out walking with our little Nell.
She worked the throttle and I worked the steam
And I showed her the works of my thrashing machine.
  Chorus

Now six months later and all is not well.
Something is wrong with our little Nell.
For beneath her apron is sure to be seen
The dreaded results of my thrashing machine.
  Chorus

And now nine months later and all is not well.
A son has been born to our little Nell
And beneath his diaper is sure to be seen
A brand new two cylinder thrashing machine.
  Chorus

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