"The Old Torn Petticoat", also known "The Old Torn Petticoat I Got in Mullingar", "The Lass from Mullingar", "Meddlesome Rogue", "The Old Torn Jacket", "Smiling Susan", "Touch Me if You Dare" or "You Rogue You Dar'n't Meddle Me" is an Irish reel in A Dorian.
The parts are played AB (Harker/Rafferty), AABB or AABB' (McGuire & Keegan).
It was printed in Harker's 300 Tunes from Mike Rafferty (2005) and McGuire & Keegan's Irish Tunes by the 100, vol. 1 (1975).
It was recorded by James Keane on That's the Spirit (1994), Mary Rafferty on Hand Me Downs (2002), P.J. Hayes & Martin Hayes on The Shores of Lough Graney (1989) and McConnell's Four Leaf Shamrock Orchestra (1924).